Law School newspaper proud of biennial publication

Snivelsome Oldbean, The Stool

Writers for a local school newspaper, The William Mitchell Estimation, were extremely impressed at their ability to publish one issue every two years. The newspaper released its third issue in six years on Tuesday.

“It’s really awesome. Really, really awesome,” said spokesperson Kim Simmons. “This whole intarwebb [sic] thing has made things really awesome for us. We can really, really show people all of the issues now, which is totally awesome. Now law students can see as many as two issues during the time they’re in school! Isn’t that unreal?”

A written statement from Barry Slightstone, the Estimation’s editor-in-chief, read: “We arr so prowd too be giveeng the studints thiss payper. Hope fully wee can kontinu to brieng exhalent noos to you all.”